We appreciate that looking for love isn’t easy but come on, guys, there’s a time and a place.
One man was clearly blissfully unaware of proper wooing etiquette, however, and he’s now learnt his lesson the hard way.
An Australian real-estate company shamed John, the pretend Romeo, after he tried to arrange a meeting between him and one of their agents on TikTok.
John clearly had more in his head than just square footage when he messaged Mieka as a message. Screengrab of the pair’s exchange shows.
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The relationship began innocently, when John wrote that he had seen her profile at realestate.com. He was interested in finding a three-bedroom home and asked her if she could help.
Mieka who, according Another TikTok Post on the account is just 18 years old, replied by saying she had some properties available and asking if he’d like to arrange an appointment to discuss them.
John replied with a winky Emoji “No thanyou [sic]. Please sent [sic] through the addresses for open houses that you will be attending so I can see you.”
Suffice it to say she was not impressed, and so responded with a less than accommodating voice note.
In it, the agent can be heard saying: “Hey John, it’s Mieka here. Yep, we’ve got a couple of opens you can attend, I’ll send the addresses, it’s just, oh my God…”
Suddenly there’s the sound of tires screeching and vehicles colliding, which goes on for more than 20 seconds.
You can summarize her thoughts on his seduction method in just two words: “car” “crash”.
TikTokers from other countries shared their admiration of her extreme (and, dare I say, tasteless!) style. One writing is all that’s required to reject the application. “This made me laugh so much more than it should have.”
Another comment: “If the next girl I shoot my shot with doesn’t go this far then I don’t want her.”
While another jokingly imagined John’s response: “Soooo you’re saying there is a chance…”
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