Nigel Farage is clearly not content with what he has earned from Cameo pranks. He now says he will be selling his wares through another messaging platform called Thrillz. But not everyone is as excited about it.
The part-time politician, full-time grifter posted on Twitter that he would be “exclusive”to the platform, and that people could hire him there for many lovely things, including conferences and shout-outs.
“I’m making my debut on @thrillz_uk, the British celebrity video messaging platform that is making huge waves! From now on, you can find me exclusively on Thrillz for birthday shout outs, Christmas greetings, face-to-face chats and conference bookings,”He said.
He said that he was so in love with the brand, even though it looked like a hostage situation. “they’re a British company, they’ve got great tech, they’re going places this company.
“I am thrilled to be at Thrillz.”
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Start counting your pennies if you’re thrilled to see Farage on Thrillz. Prices start at £74 to get a video shout out while it costs £4,500 to get him to (virtually) speak at a business event. A one-on-one Zoom meeting will set you back £500, while you have to get in touch to find out how much an in person event would cost – so we can only imagine how much it costs.
Three videos have already been made by him. One is where he wishes someone Merry Christmas and another in which someone is called a “amazing”. “Corbynista Remoaner vegan”He jokes about the online game Among Us in another.
Farage can also join Thrillz to be side by side alongside many other individuals. “celebrities”Kerry Katona and Katie Price are included.
Farage also added the following to his Thrillz profile: “Mr Brexit was a name given to me by Donald Trump and it has stuck. Outside of London, I get treated as a hero and never have to buy a drink. In London, I need full-time security!
“I was supposed to be a businessman, but the cause of our country breaking free from the grip of Brussels consumed me and led to over 20 years in the European parliament and some dramatic confrontations with EU bosses and national leaders, through which came YouTube fame.
“My life has always been controversial, but never boring. Having cheated death 3 times I live life to the full. My recent adventure has been as a TV presenter at GB News, which I love.”
This is not the most attractive dating profile, but it’s okay.
Farage isn’t the first to try to make it big by doing nothing. We are not even talking of his time as an MEP. Farage joined Cameo in the spring and was tricked into laughing, supporting the IRA and spending time with a tree. While his exclusive contract with Thrillz means these messages will be a thing of the past, we’re sure we’ll see the same sort of thing on his new app.
Reacting to his latest Del Boy incarnation, people were quick to take the p***.
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