Shopping, Gardening, & Dog Walking in Kim Kardashian’s Corset: My Near-Fainting Experience

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“HEAVE!” my friend shouts as she yanks on the laces at the back of my corset. Each painful pull leaves me breathless, reminiscent of the struggles of panto’s ugly sisters attempting to fit into a delicate under-sized glass slipper.

Exploring the Corset Challenge

After ten minutes of some rather heavy-duty tugging, I manage to wiggle into my super-snug corset. But if I thought the worst part was over, I was wrong. Simple activities such as walking, talking, and even breathing seem like luxury now.

Testing the Waist Cinching Limits

After Kim Kardashian sparked controversy with her super-cinched 19in waist at the Met Gala this week, I’m trying a similarly sized corset to see how I will get on carrying out everyday tasks in it. To create that exaggerated hourglass look, I contacted corset ­specialist shop What Katie Did, who recommended an £185 well-crafted overbust design. The clever garment has slashed my waist by SIX inches, taking me down to 20in in minutes.

Navigating the Challenges of Corset Fauna

“You need to break in a corset,” explains specialist Katie Thomas, 51, who founded What Katie Did and supplies racy shows like Netflix’s Bridgerton. “It’s a bit like getting a new pair of shoes. You need to wear it for a few hours a day for a few weeks before a big event.” Unfortunately, I don’t have weeks to prepare, so I’m just soldiering on and hoping for the best.

Surviving the Corset Conundrum in Daily Tasks

It’s a rare sunny day so I decide to mow the lawn. Usually, I can whip around quickly, but the corset forbids me from bending over so it is proving pretty difficult. As I break into a sweat, my nosey neighbor pokes his head over the fence and says: “How the hell do you breathe in that thing? I feel pain just looking at you.” “Can’t talk,” I croak, ending the conversation quickly. Turns out there are some bonuses to being squeezed to the high heavens.

Exploring the Public Perception

While my cute pup normally steals the limelight, passers-by are more interested in my waist now. “Your waist looks smaller than your dog,” says an old lady, as I waddle past. “You’re brave!” says a mum pushing a pram. “I don’t think I’d get that around one leg.”

The Rewards and Struggles of a Cinched Waist

After 20 minutes, I can’t bear it so loosen the corset a bit. I breathe a long sigh of relief as my organs untangle. It’s similar to that euphoric feeling of taking your bra off after a long day — only ten times better. When I finally make it to my local shop, I feel like Kim K as shoppers stop and stare. “Can I have your number?” asks a guy, who has been mulling around since I entered the store.

Unveiling the Corset Truths

This particular corset is best suited to ­creating heat in the bedroom. While there is no denying corsets are not for the faint-hearted, I love their transformative power. They represent the elegance and romance of a bygone era and can elevate any outfit. When Bridgerton hit our screens in 2020, sales of corsets rocketed by 50 per cent, according to eBay. But when Kim showcased her extreme cinched waist on Monday, she looked in great discomfort.

The Final Struggle and Relief

As the day comes to a close, I’m amazed at how long I was able to endure in the corset — roughly four hours, with occasional breaks. I loved the killer curves it gave me but if I’d left it on any longer it would have been the death of me.

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