{"id":79191,"date":"2022-02-12T23:43:55","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T18:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/centralrecorder.com\/nadine-dorries-parodied-by-comedian-sooz-kempner-who-reads-mps-new-erotic-novel\/"},"modified":"2022-02-12T23:43:55","modified_gmt":"2022-02-12T18:13:55","slug":"nadine-dorries-parodied-by-comedian-sooz-kempner-who-reads-mps-new-erotic-novel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/centralrecorder.com\/nadine-dorries-parodied-by-comedian-sooz-kempner-who-reads-mps-new-erotic-novel\/","title":{"rendered":"Nadine Dorries parodied by comedian Sooz Kempner who reads MPs new ‘erotic novel’"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Warning: this article contains some NSFW material.<\/strong><\/p>\n Alongside her stint on I\u2019m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here<\/em> and giving several awkward interviews on national television, culture secretary Nadine Dorries also happens to be an author, with more than 2.5 million book sales to her name \u2013 according to her publisher.<\/p>\n During her time as an author, extracts from her books have included lines such as \u201cno one in their right mind ever had a bad word to say about a potato\u201d and \u201cone of our own has been murdered in a graveyard, had his dick hacked off and fed to a cat\u201d.<\/p>\n Now, one comedian, Sooz Kempner, who has previously imitated Dorries, has taken to Twitter to parody Ms Dorries with a (fake) erotic novel of her own, titled His Front Bench Woman<\/em>.<\/p>\n \u201cShe poured her fabulous curves into the front bench where she was minister for fashion and classiness, and awaited the arrival of the prime minister like everybody else \u2013 apart from the drug heads of Labour and the nationalistics of the SNP and the four Lib Dems and the Green lady and most of the Conservative backbench,\u201d began Ms Kempner, sporting a white wig, a cigarette and a book with a page with a phallus on it clearly visible.<\/p>\n She then moved on to the start of Prime Minister\u2019s Questions \u2013 the subject of the third chapter of the fictional book \u2013 where a familiar-sounding Fear Calmer asked the PM if he would \u201ckick a dog\u201d.<\/p>\n The line references comments made by Ms Dorries to CNN earlier this week when she said \u201cif [Boris Johnson] went up and kicked a dog, I would probably withdraw my support of him\u201d.<\/p>\n