Victoria’s Secret finally realized that being awake is not sexy. I’d rather look in my mirror to find a real woman.

Do you want to know how to maintain success? The original model.

In a sharp U-turn from the recent Victoria’s Secret campaigns, that have been a bit less supermodel and a lot more woke, they have gone back to their original format of almost scarily sexy women in their undies.

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Victoria’s Secret has returned to its original style of sexily-sexy, almost frighteningly sexy females in underwear (see Hailey Bieber).
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In 2021, after some very troubling revelations about its former billionaire CEO Leslie Wexner’s relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, the brand’s image went from one of perfect fantasy to, well, a bit like Dove’s 2004 real women campaign.

The new creative director Raul Martinez said things like: “It has to have a purpose” and his teenage daughter told him to: “Do it for us.

“The Gen Zs.”

But it would seem after a couple of years of soul searching and realising the Gen Zs aren’t going to pay their wages, the label is back with the if-it-ain’t-broke-don’t-fix-it crew of sleek gazelles in tiny undies.

The super-beautiful Naomi Campbell (53), Gisele Bündchen (43) Emily Ratajkowski (32) and Hailey Bieber (26) have been hired.

And fans are delighted, with comments including: “Finally some REAL ANGELS ARE BACK!!!”

Let’s face it: if I wanted to see a normal woman in her underwear, I’d just look in the mirror.

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