We are not trying to be naive. LoveOur extended family at Christmas.
It’s hard to beat the feeling of knowing your loved ones can hear you every move on your old sofa bed.
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Do you sound familiar? Trojan Condoms shares three ways to enjoy super-quiet sex during the holiday season.
You’ll find yourself kicking yourself for not thinking of these things before.
You can post on their website TikTok accountThe team started things by reminding couples to place padding behind their headboards, to stop the headboards from repeatedly hitting the wall.
We can assure you that if it isn’t done, your great-aunt won’t do it.
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Don’t panic, the team won’t force you to stuff your pillows in the gaps. “socks will do just fine”.
You might also consider a floor option if the bed is creaking when you move around in it.
They also added: “Drop it to floor. Pillows are always appreciated!”
They will make your life more comfortable and also reduce creaking from the floorboards.
Are you prone to being vocal in bed? Also, the Trojans team may have a tip.
They said: “If you’re typically loud in bed, go in for a kiss instead.”
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If condoms are used, the video ends with a reminder of how important it is that they be buried in the bottom of the bin so they don’t get found.
One viewer shared how one of these tips was put into practice. She wrote, “My husband’s grandmother walked into my room and hid a pillow behind our headboard before she went to bed.”
“Grandma wasn’t going to listen to that.”
An additional: “The fourth hack didn’t work – his parents went through his trash and found it…”
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