DC has released new posters “The Batman”This was huge on Wednesday. According to the new posters, Batman not only doesn’t — we repeat DOES NOT — shave before going to work, he also likes romantic walks as the sun comes up.
Okay, maybe we are reading too much into it. But what isn’t up for debate is that the new poster art does, in fact, feature a very stubbly Batman looking intense, and a very pensive Batman standing on a rooftop with Catwoman as the sun comes up.
Check out these photos:
Ok, we’re assuming the sun is coming up, since it would probably be a little weird if the Dark Knight went walking around in his full outfit in the late afternoon. It kind of ruin the scare factor when you see that fetish gear on your way home from work.
I don’t know what kind of detective this version of Batman is, but let me tell you, he definitely doesn’t struggle when picking between “fights crime” “smooth skin.”It should be because it is some really great stubble.
You are however very familiar with it. “The Batman,” but just in case you’d rather let me remember for you, it’s directed by Matt Reeves (who also helmed the recent “Planet of the Apes”Reeves co-wrote the reboots with Peter Craig.
Because only two types are permitted to be told about Batman stories “The Batman” once again zooms back to early in the Caped Crusader’s crusade as he encounters some pretty creepy takes on some pretty classic villains. The best Commissioner Gordon. It stars Robert Pattinson in Batman, Zoe Kravitz in Catwoman, Paul Dano in The Riddler, Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon.
It also features Colin Farrell as the Penguin, who we can probably assume will survive the film since he’s also the focus of an upcoming HBO Max series. (For that matter, we can also assume Gordon survives, since he’s going to show up on HBO Max in a show focused on Gotham City’s legendarily effective and non-corrupt police force.
And, since it’s yet another Young Batman story, it also features mob boss Carmine Falcone (played by the great John Turturro), alongside Andy Serkis as Alfred Pennyworth and Peter Sarsgaard as Gotham City’s District Attorney.
“The Batman” comes out exclusively in theaters — assuming, of course, that COVID doesn’t keep, you know, COVID-ing — on March 4, 2022.